Wednesday, February 29, 2012

My First Fantasy Story - "Y this Kolaveri?!"

All characters in this novel are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. 

        It happened on a hot sunny noon, The coimbatore city was busy with its hallmarked heavy traffic and honey couples. A crow was new to the city. It wandered over the city like a pet animal in the zoo. It wondered about the Kongu Tamil slang, amazed on the shoppies and mocked at the people's reaction over mobiles. It settled down in the clock tower of RSPuram and its mouth started watering on the colorful menus at the flex boards of the restaurants. It kindled its appetite too. It tried to pierce through the glass doors of KFC, the multi-cuisine restaurant, which is today's youth's fun time paradise.

        It just rolled up its eyeball around at that place. Neither branded shirts nor Olay beauties considered our hero. It planned to steal food from KFC.  It awaited for the chance and make use of a customer's time over phone and sloshed the 'Hot Spicy Wings' away.As he was the star customer, all KFC people ran behind the crow. It settled down at its own place, The clock tower. Everyone started convincing the crow for the Hot Wings. It doesn't get convinced. At that time, an FM channel started screaming on the crow's mischief and it echoed all over the city. People started gathering at that busy square. A guy, who is as smart as a whip, buttered up for its elegance and asked to sing a song for the buzzing crowd. With overwhelming joy, it started blabbering a scansion of all its poorest vocabulary set. Its, "Y this Kolaveri Kolaveri diiiiiiii..".

       The song rocked!! It went through the nerves of the clans of TamilNadu and even across the globe. Within a week it has got 1544856 views and 21,900 likes on Youtube. The crow is now the HERO. Special dinner was arranged by our honorable Prime Minister, Chief guest for India-Today 'Mind rocks', IIM guest lecture... It became popular over-a-night.

And I have a doubt now, either Dhanush's voice is like a crow or the crow's voice is like Dhanush??

 Anyways, Enjoy the song, 

Soup song, Flop Song, 
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di,
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Rhythm Correct??!!


  1. song s just for entertaining ly, if u dont like means dont hear... 60,500 likes song pudikamaya vandhuruku. dont compare like ds .....

  2. Saringa sir.. inimae compare panala..